Where’s My F*cking Vape: Funny Gift Book

Price: £7.99
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Nothing in life is guaranteed… except that you’ll lose your vape at least once a week. Where’s My F**ing Vape* is a funny book (and anyone else vaping their way through adulthood) that captures the universal struggle of misplacing your precious puff device. Whether it’s vanished into a sinkhole, been stolen by a T-Rex, or is simply sat on the dashboard again, this 96-page joke gift explores all the absurd places your vape could be – none of them helpful, all of them painfully relatable. Equal parts novelty and emotional support, it’s the ultimate vaping gift for that friend who spends more time retracing their steps than actually vaping. Great for birthdays, banter and silly stocking fillers, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who’s ever said, “Where’s my vape?” mid-sentence. Spoiler: it’s never in your pocket.

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Bee Three Books
Publication date ‏ : ‎ 31 July 2025
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 96 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1915410657
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1915410658
Item weight ‏ : ‎ 137 g
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 13.7 x 10 x 1 cm
Best Sellers Rank: 43,497 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) 102 in Puns & Wordplay
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