Funny Friendship Gift – Purple Crochet Kidney Plush with “I’d Give a Kidney (Not Mine)” Quote Card – Gag Gift for Friends, Med Students, Nurses, Organ-Donation Humor

Price: £18.49 - £17.58
(as of Feb 11, 2026 17:21:13 UTC – Details)

When friendship needs a wink, bring the purple crochet kidney with the notorious line: “For you, I’d give a kidney. Not mine, but someone’s.” It’s outrageous (and obviously a joke), hand-stitched, and sized for everyday grins at ≈8–10 cm. Perfect for: best friends, med-school cohorts, nurses, residents, and anyone who thrives on dark academic humor. What you get: 1 crochet kidney + 1 pun card (5×3 cm). Where it lives: dorm shelf, nurses’ station, office cubicle, study nook. Disclaimer: novelty décor for ages 14+; not a medical device or toy for young children.
BESTIE-GRADE BANTER: Cheeky “I’d give a kidney… not mine” card turns inside jokes into a keepsake.
MED-SCHOOL FAVORITE: Ideal for med students, nurses, residents—light relief for long shifts and exam weeks.
HANDMADE MINI: 8–10 cm crochet kidney, soft and squeezable; easy to display on a locker, cart, or desk.
READY TO GIFT: Comes with 5×3 cm printed card; add your signature on the back for an instant present.
NOVELTY ONLY: Humorous décor for ages 14+; not a medical item or toy for young children.