52 Things to Do While You Poo: Puzzles, Activities and Trivia to Keep You Occupied

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The average person spends three years of their life on the toilet – and when you have nothing to do but poo, perching on the porcelain can be very boring. But fear not! Thanks to this book, you can say goodbye to this everyday tedium.

World-renowned excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has compiled a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don’t need to go. Try your hand at word searches and fiendish hidden-picture games, or test yourself with maze puzzles and brain-twisters. You can also enjoy a roll-call of mind-blowing lavatory facts you never knew you needed until now.

So, pick up this book and start to make the most of your time on the toilet, because working your brain and your butt simultaneously has never been easier or more enjoyable. Doing a number two will never be the same again.

“Every toilet should have a copy of this book next to it.”
Frank Aeces, WHAT TOILET? magazine

“From poo puzzles to poo facts, pooing has never been so much fun.”
Dr Dum Ping, POO MONTHLY

From the Publisher

ASIN ‏ : ‎ 1849534977
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Summersdale
Publication date ‏ : ‎ 7 Oct. 2013
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 112 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 9781849534970
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1849534970
Item weight ‏ : ‎ 1.05 kg
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.61 x 1.65 x 14.61 cm
Part of series ‏ : ‎ 52 Things to Do While You Poo
Best Sellers Rank: 21,628 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) 71 in Trivia Games (Books) 88 in Satires 143 in Quiz Questions
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